If Rakhi Sawant went on Sach Ka Saamna

If Rakhi Sawant went on Sach Ka Saamna

What would happen if you combined television's hottest new shows Rakhi Ka Swayamvar and Sach Ka Saamna?

The reason I'm asking is because often, when I watch Rakhi Sawant on television, I wonder: who exactly is she trying to fool? Don't get me wrong, I'm as addicted to the show as all of you are, but at times the show seems more fiction than non-fiction.

And what about all those contestant-grooms who keep saying they would do anything for Rakhi? Hmm. Now that Sach Ka Saamna has gone on air, I'm sure NDTV Imagine's kicking themselves for not thinking of the idea--they could easily have made all contestants undertake a polygraph test where they had to answer one question honestly to be part of this show: Do you really want to marry Rakhi Sawant?

As for Rakhi Sawant, I can think of lots of questions Sach Ka Saamna host Rajeev Khandelwal could ask her.

Did you think the show would be such a hit?

Were you planning to get married when you started this show?

Now that the show is a hit, have you changed your mind?

Will you actually marry a poor man?

Do you want to have sex with Manmohan Tiwari?

Are those real tears?

Is this the real Rakhi Sawant?

Do you enjoy playing the part of demure bride?

Do you like wearing all these Indian outfits?

Do you find Toronto businessman Elesh Parujanwala boring?

Isn't he the most likely to win because he is wealthy?

Do you think Indian men are boring?

Have you undergone botox treatments for your swayamvar?

Did you know beforehand that the Kashmiri policeman contestant on your show was already married?

Did you drop Luv from the show for shock value?

Is the show rigged?

If your ex-boyfriend Abhishek proposed, would you marry him?

Is he going to come on your show?

Do you think Manas is too young?

etc etc etc